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Dicknotised

When a male or female has all the facts about a lover but refuses to see the truth because they are dicknotised
He treats her like a dog but she doesn't care Because she is dicknotised
by Navaster twistree July 11, 2017
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Dicknatized

When a person of any gender and orientation is engaging intimately with a person with a penis, there is a chance you may end up dicknatized. Even if you know there is no future for the two of you.

This happens after intimacy when there is a release of Oxytocin in the brain, tricking us into believing we are bonded and in love with someone.

It usually builds slowly overtime and hypnotizes us blindly into falling for someone that we would not have been interested in as a potential partner, had we not had sex.

Warning- as innocent as it seems, being love can be more powerful than any drug, and if you end up dicknatized by a selfish prick, it could ruin your entire life. Take a step back and evaluate if this is serving your greatest good. For support contact a therapist or a good friend.
V - I think I’m falling for him.
J- you told me you see no future together?
V- but that DICK though!
J- oh girl, you’re dicknatized.
by ValGina PureRomance November 23, 2021
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dicknuts

You suck at Snood dicknuts!
by Wave of Babies February 23, 2009
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dicknose

When the tip of a person's nose has an indent in the middle looks like the tip of a penis.
ie. "Gerard Depardieau has the worst case of dicknose I've ever seen!"
by JDubbbb January 13, 2007
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Dicknotysed

When the sex is so good you start to project feelings that aren't actually there onto something that is just amazing sexual chemistry.
"I don't know if this shit actually has a future but goddamn that man sure knows how to fuck and eats pussy like a champ. Goddamn I'm dicknotysed!"

"I have so many important things to do but I'm so dicknotysed I'd rather have four orgasms tonight and fuck for hours."
by HSTgonzo July 7, 2017
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Dicknology

An individuals knowledge of dick.
"What class are you taking?"

"Dicknology 101 with Professor Richard."
by Sexual.........y February 16, 2014
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Dickothermia

When a penis is so pale or "ashy" that it takes on a blue color. Usually caused by not fucking anybody cause u got no game.
John sent me a dick pic and I swear he has dickothermia!
by @adamtherealone February 20, 2015
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