dicknuckle

An oaf

A deformity of the penis.

Hey dicknuckle, you suck.

I was born with a dicknuckle.

by Michael Goodrich December 3, 2006

Pharrell Dicksuckers

DR. HO, UNCLE SAM. Two of the worst Pharrell Dicksuckers out there. Two Assclowns who have actually been brainwashed into that pure bullsh*t. Ironically, they're probably ugly, untalented lucky ass Nerds, too. They'll get pU dekcuF by me or anyone out on the street. Pussies.

by G-Union August 13, 2003

Dickpickle

when you get into a mess cause you thought with your dick

Guy: "woah that women is hot I am gonna fuck her tonight."
Dick: "go for it dude."
Later it turns out that she was the daughter of a cop who Jailed you for dating his daughter
Guy: I am in a real Dickpickle

by Christownnews July 4, 2017

dicktickle

when you get a slight itch on your dick :)

excuse me ma'am but I have a dicktickle.
I have to scratch my dick.

by ogertoger420 October 8, 2020

dickmuckle

The dry, crusty residue on a post-coitus penis

Dickmuckle can be avoided with a timely post-coitus shower or wipe down with a damp cloth.

by sawyerlawyer October 30, 2023

dickfuck all

A way of saying nothing implying a negative tone, usually of agravation. Generally used when some one is bored and wants something to do or if some gave a lot of effort for no profit.

Ex 1

Guy 1: Hey man, what are you up to?
Guy 2: Dickfuck all, wanna grab a beer?

Ex 2

Girl 1: How much did'ya win at the casino?
Girl 2: Dickfuck all!

by Dusty Bannister March 8, 2007

dicksuckeyes

hamster round eyes (the opposite of squinty shrew eyes) that occur when an individual is looking up at something / someone / nothing in particular. something akin to one of Puss In Boots' special attack moves or secret techniques from the movie 'Shrek...' may occur when performing fellatio, making the performer seem more attractive.

someone spray painted 'dicksuckeyes.jpg' on the wall of my school when I was a kid. I think they fancied the principal. weird thing is... it was in 1990.

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011