dickdoodle

On point of ejaculation, a man screams "DICKDOODLE" and tries as he comes to draw an amusing image on the womans face, with his mess.

1. OMG Dave, I totally dickdoodled Janet last night.
Hly sht seriously?

2. Dave I can't believe you screwed my woman. You're such a dickdoodle.

by DICKBUTT March 23, 2008

Dickdo

When the stomach sticks out farther then the Dicks does

Yo check out the dickdo on that boy

by Pittbull March 24, 2005

dickdoppler

Dickdoppler - noun - the built in early warning system embedded in a straight man's brain that issues alerts pertaining to the presence of a penis on a female imposter

My dickdoppler warned me that the prostitute my friends got for my birthday was actually a man.

by wtfgwar September 12, 2010

Dickbooger

When a male specimen is ready to mate, his pee pee leaks a white substance called precum, in other words, a dick booger

Stacy looked at Jason's rod and dickboogers were leaking out.

by DickBooger July 10, 2017

dickmoon

The phase of the moon in which the girls that wanted nothing to do with you last week, want your dick this week

"All the chicks at the bar were horny tonight. Must be the dickmoon"

by Bren2700 May 18, 2018

dickdouche

dickdouche is combination of being a dick and douche at the same time.

also, deejay is short for dickdouche,
-Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

HEY!, dont be such a dickdouche man!!
or you can just say.
dont be such a DEEJAY!!
that's soooo deejay.

by I AM DA BOSS. February 20, 2011

dickdo

When your stomach hangs farther than your dick do.

The pot-belly on that guy was so big, he had a dickdo.

by pdfhdsksjh November 21, 2009