dickaroni

when a boy drinks too much or does too many drugs and can't get it up, thus resulting in a limp dick

did you hook up with sloan last night?
no, he got dickaroni

by sarahbeara18916354654 November 15, 2010

Dickarm

Someone who acting as they have a dick for an arm. Also, someone who acts like they have a dick thats as big as their arm.

a NOOB

Scott, you spilled my effing PBR...you stupid dickarm!!111!

by Rym4ng August 24, 2008

dickbride

A female who, until the wedding night, conceals her true hermaphroditic qualities. In layman's terms, an "undercover phallic agent."

Bill: "So how was your honeymoon, Ted?"

Ted: "Awful! I found out when attempting to consummate our marriage that Patrice was a dickbride! She was tucking the whole time..."

by Jungle Bogan April 21, 2007

Dickwrinkle

1) Latin, from <i>dikus</i> (dumbass), and <i>rinkelum</i> (to the extreme). The epitome of stupidity, a complete and total moron.

2) A wrinkle on the male genitalia, usually used derogatorily to refer to a dumbass (see above)

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard; you're such a dickwrinkle

by Alex September 13, 2004

dickrider

N. The polar opposite of a hater. someone who will praise their favorite band/artist/actor/athlete as if they were Jesus of Nazareth, and take any criticism of that person as a personal insult.

Guy 1: Dude Lil Wayne is really overrated. he's not deep at all, and knows no other topics other than guns, weed, and sex.

Guy 2: OMG STOP HATING MAN! WAYNE IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE! WEEZY F BABY!!!!

Guy 1: Ill stop hating when you stop being a dickrider.

by young enigma December 11, 2009

dickdrill

Its a bunch of gay guys running a train on another cocksucking buttfucking faggot!!!

Hey timmy do u mind if me and a bunch of friends run a dickdrill on you!?

by Weaksausage October 18, 2006

Dickrieg

A unexpected barrage of unnecessarily cruel dickish insults or remarks launched against a weaker individual. The Dickrieg is among the most powerful tactics available to a Dick.

That handsome blonde haired German Dick is unleashing a Dickrieg on that Polish kid over there.

by fatty fatty two by four March 25, 2010