vacation dick

A womans fling, while she's away on a seperate holiday.
by Corneilius Ogden June 14, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.
The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.
by GrumpyPlatypus June 06, 2016
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Vacation Dick

Beyond shifting comfort level of fit, shifting sexual partners shifts brain neurons; loyalty v monogamy;
Ravneet Kaur may be experiencing Tucker McNear Swanson Carlson’s’ vacation dick monogamously by including Tucker Carlson in tweets;

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vacation dick

A dick so large, one cannot do it constantly, like going on vacation, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.
OMG, that guy had such a vacation dick, I won't be able to fuck for a month.
by Sr_Flyingcobra3 June 14, 2016
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vacation dick

a dick that is enormous and amazing but cannot be handle by regular sized vaginas on a regular basis
I just got back from by cruise and I found a guy with an amazing vacation dick. It was so huge, but I couldn't handle it everyday.
by ponyfan90210 June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick in which you only can have every now and then but hope is . Long as possible, much like an actual vacation.
Oh man, he sure has one vacation dick but now i have to go back to plain old boyfriend dick.
by Just_James June 15, 2016
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vacation dick

Some dick other than your boyfriends or Lovers . Something a cheating person(usually a hoe) will get while they're away from their partners .
"She went to the Caribbean and got that vacation dick ."
by Imjustaghost June 12, 2016
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