daisy's distruction

A terrible video of a four year old named daisy getting hanged by her feet without clothes and getting beat up raped and chopped up

Random person: hey! Have you watched daisy's distruction?
The other person: hell no! That's illegal!

by thenotholyone March 27, 2023

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Something found in America but not Iraq. Oh wait, no, I stand corrected. We found an old WWII rifle AND some 'incriminating pesticides'. Definately weapons of mass destruction...

Bush claims that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction so that he can invade their country and steal their oil. North Korea admits to having them, but we don't care...because they don't have oil.

by It's The Oil, Stupid! July 9, 2003

Weapons of Ass Destruction

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Quod Netruit Me Destruit

What nourishes me, destroys me.

A saying for anorexic people.

by AnAisMe August 1, 2003

brothers of destruction

WWE former tag team. The members are Kane and Undertaker apparently "half-brothers"

Kane and Undertaker are some of the best wrestlers ever.
The brothers of destruction

by aj bury fc + mcfc January 19, 2008

weapon of mass destruction

Something either very small or not existent.

Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.”
Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”

by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 1, 2005

Mr. Self Destruct

1. A button in most mad scientists' lair that both blows up their crib and causes them to fall to their knees and yell, "NOOOOOOO!" while shaking their fists at the sky in a most hilarious manner.

2. Secondly, and more importantly, A song by Nine Inch Nails that was originally the first song on The Downward Spiral but now has three kickass remixes on Further Down The Spiral.

1. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why did I even invent that button? Why did I give such a cutesy name and put it in such pain sight?? Damn you Mr. Self Destruct! Boom...

2. boom... boom. boom. (indecipherable whisper)
boom. boom.boom.boom.boomboomboomboomboom
I am the voice inside your head (and i control you). I am the lover in your bed (and i control you). I am the sex that you provide (and i control you). I am the hate you try to hide (and i control you).

by Fitoflaughter December 9, 2008