Desert Jellyfish

The semen left in the shower after ejaculating while deployed to the desert.

I went to take a shower and there was a huge desert jellyfish clinging to the drain.

by What a nice tie July 9, 2010

desert flu

Strong desire for native american indians.

Mary had just recovered from jungle fever, when she already catched desert flu. So she went to the Navajo Nation to hook up with some sexy indian men.

by Moecha April 17, 2011

You Deserve Ice-Cream

Used when someone does something amazing, and you reply saying this. Used as a compliment in reply to someone doing something epic.

Ashley: Zac! That was amazing you deserve Ice-cream

Zac: Why Thank you!

by Hallash96 September 14, 2011

made her dessert

Performed cunnilingus on ones female companion.

Sheila and I had a big fight.but we made up and she put my groceries in her mouth and I made her dessert

by worldwideschizophrenia December 22, 2013

desperate diamond

the four cup re-rack formation in beer pong in which the shorter part of the diamond is pointing down the table. A clear act of desperation on behalf of the re-racking team.

this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.

bp player 1: yo dude, I need a re-rack. I'm desperate.

bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?

bp player 1: I've got no choice....

by tmcg February 7, 2009

Desperate eyes

When even the most repulsive people appear attractive due to an extended period of loneliness.

Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."

by Jmarev June 9, 2013

desert pigeon

A repulsive skinny skank with the face not even a rat can love. They are usually found around dive bars on weekdays, STD and abortion clinics by weeks end.

There that "desert pigeon" cum filled dumpster of a whore that only Linus feltersnatch would bang.

by Si-poppy February 4, 2014