The night before Valentine's Day where everyone is trying to pick up a date and if you have a heartbeat you can get laid.
Friend: dude, go talk to that chick!
You: She is way out of my league...
Friend: Man it is Desperation Night! Magic is in the air!
You: She is way out of my league...
Friend: Man it is Desperation Night! Magic is in the air!
by J2theB December 29, 2010
Get the Desperation Night mug.This is a syndrome that first-year females can be diagnosed with this syndorme. The freshmen class at Hamline is 58% female and 42% male. Because of this, some females become even more desperate to claim a man before they are all taken. Their desperation gets to the point of daily entertainment. This can be contagious for the more desperate one female is, the more others will be to out do them.
Symptons include: Drawing pictures of jerseys with the number "69" on it in order to show sport-oriented men and saw they drew it "accidiently". Wearing heels they cannot walk in. Having a family member rent out a hotel at a casino for two over Spring Break and telling the male it is a surprise vacation for him. Dumbing themselves down in Math courses in order to ask him for help. Getting to class extra early so they can place their stuff down on the chair next to the one the gentlemen sits in, than sitting down in the chair on the other side of his. Turning their legs so the are under his small desk which is attached to chair. Resting their arms on his desk as he continues to scoot his body further away. After all of these attempts, still not having his number or have been asked out yet.
Symptons include: Drawing pictures of jerseys with the number "69" on it in order to show sport-oriented men and saw they drew it "accidiently". Wearing heels they cannot walk in. Having a family member rent out a hotel at a casino for two over Spring Break and telling the male it is a surprise vacation for him. Dumbing themselves down in Math courses in order to ask him for help. Getting to class extra early so they can place their stuff down on the chair next to the one the gentlemen sits in, than sitting down in the chair on the other side of his. Turning their legs so the are under his small desk which is attached to chair. Resting their arms on his desk as he continues to scoot his body further away. After all of these attempts, still not having his number or have been asked out yet.
by Secured female May 18, 2011
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Hym "No, seriously. You need to take a long hard look at yourselves. You really require me to care more about your lives (and by extension you families lives) than I do my own. If I don't it's considered some profound moral failing but it doesn't work the other way around. If I expect what YOU expect I'M STILL THE BAD GUY! You want me to care about your thoughts more than my own. It's just desperation. Desperation to be the thing that decides what happens."
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by JesterDev May 9, 2022
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"Hey, who's bright idea was it to set Chad up with Amy? Talk about a desperationship gone wrong."
Mason's desperationship with Marla was sadder than a Mid 90's mix cd.
Mason's desperationship with Marla was sadder than a Mid 90's mix cd.
by atarishark September 3, 2011
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but is now more commonly used as an adjective that describes an extreme form of desperation used to describe a situation or a person.
but is now more commonly used as an adjective that describes an extreme form of desperation used to describe a situation or a person.
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