designgineer

An opinionated fuckwhit that doesn't know what they want to be

That designgineer is an annoying asshole, we should just use tailwind and be done with it.

by bodTheDesigner February 28, 2019

Design-Pattern

A general, reusable solution to a commonly occurring problem within a given context in life.

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"that girl I just met -- I'm in love with her -- I'm gonna play it cool"

"nice dude, that's a design-pattern"

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"bro I'm about to not kick sand in Ninja's face"

"good call man -- that's a design-pattern"

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by smatthewenglish May 16, 2019

user-hostile design

The opposite of "user-friendly" design, it defines the likely product of design work that does not include continual involvement of users in the requirements and design process.

The user-hostile design of the user interface for this product resulted from a design attempt by the developers with no style guide and no user-centered design methods.

by jfkelley February 8, 2012

Industrial Design

A degree you can get at a university that may or may not land you a job after 4 years of no sleep, no food, and no fucking money, all while working your ass off and being told that all your ideas are shit.

Industrial Design: It's not for everyone.

by Aaagh January 20, 2009

deshing

Acting like a small bitch nerd foreign kid; smelling things up.

Stop deshing all over my lunch.

by hesKEET May 14, 2006

Designated Kings Deck

(n.) A Designated Kings Deck is the deck of cards you use exclusively for playing the drinking game Kings. A DKD is often selected to prevent other, nicer decks from destruction and beer splattering.

Guy 1- "Yo, I found cards, let's play some Kings!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009