demonte

Most likely to fuck your bitch

Demonte could always fuck your bitch

by Chiggady May 24, 2014

demetrus

Demetrus is a name given to someone of godly decent. Derived from the name Demeter the Goddess of harvest and agriculture. It is a very unique name for a very unique person. And typically very athletic and handsome

Wow did you see Demetrus at the track meet?

by Sliim81 March 13, 2017

dementor

They guard the prison of Azkaban. They suck all the happiness out of people and you'll feel like you'd never be happy again when a dementor comes near you.

"Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them. Even Muggles feel their presence, though they can't see them. Get too near a dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself...soul-less and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life."

by Nastansja March 18, 2004

Demenscha

A chronic or persistent disorder of the mental process wherein Jewish mothers forget the names of their children that are *NOT* physicians or lawyers.

Hilda: My Mitchell is doing so well! He was just named medical director at Mt. Sinai Medical Center!

Marilyn: That's great! How is Marc the plumber doing?

Hilda: Who?

Marilyn whispering to Priscilla: Oh dear...Hilda may have demenscha...

by Crambor June 21, 2011

Demetri

The coolest mother fuckers ever to have been born. A Demetri has a deep laugh like mother fucking Santa Claus, except Demetris won't deliver presents to kids because they are too busy being really fucking awesome to waste their time riding a sleigh in the mother fucking sky at midnight. A Demetri has hair like mother fucking Goldilocks, except a Demetri's hair is brown, so I guess you'd call them all mother fucking Sepialocks.

"Holy shit! Look at the sky! It's Santa Claus! There's no way that could be a Demetri because Demetris are way too cool for that shit."

by iamsoooanonymous February 6, 2009

La Dama Demente

(n.)also known as the Demented Dame, Tawney, or Puerca, she is known for her lack of morals and fiendish interest in sex and violence.

There goes La Dama Demente. What a cunt!

by Sapo Loco March 2, 2008

demented cartoon movie

See the demented cartoon movie.

Blah Guy 52: Meh. I'm bored.
Blah Guy 53: Yeah, me too.
52: Uh... what do you want to do?
53: Um... i dunno. Wanna play a game?
52: Oh sure, what kind?
53: Oh, i dunno.
52: Hmm.
53: Oh I know! Let's play catch the H-Bomb!
52: Yeah!
*boom.*

by ianweller April 2, 2005