Delbarton

A school in New Jersey where rich boys go to take a quick dick up the ass. Many boys there rapidly develop a loving for cock and try to get a piece whenever they can. Don’t drop the soap

Boy 1: Yo, what happened to your asshole? Do you go to Delbarton?
Boy 2: Yeah, I bent over to pick up a pencil and Mr. Delbendover put it up my ass like a Tostito in queso dip.

by Moistmaster January 24, 2018

dilbert

1.) To throw a brick at an object or person, often in disgust
or hatred

That teacher was being pro-noob all day so i dilbert-ed his car after school.

by Jamie Saunders December 14, 2008

Wet Dilbert

A new form of a "Wet Willy". Where someone spits into your ear while your in your cubicle at work. In this case you would usually dry your ear out with your tie.

Dilbert: Goddamnit, Mordac just spit in my ear across the southeastern cubicle near the window.

Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!

by res_fiction September 15, 2009

Dilbert

Slang term for penis used among computer geeks

k00L_h4k3r: hey babe, I got a giant Dilbert
cutegurl69: what?

by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003

Deibert

A whore-ish commi who enjoys racist slurs and Steven King. Can be found laughing hysterically at the misfortune of others.

Get that Deibert out of my pants!

by Don't wory about it.. March 25, 2007

Dilbert hole

1. The female urethra. Not the same thing as the vagina, although clueless dudes frequently confuse the two.

2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.

1. Some women derive sexual pleasure from inserting the tips of ballpoint pens or other narrow objects into the Dilbert hole. Occasionally done by female office workers due to the widespread availability of pens in the office.

2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!

by Unstable Sub-Genius February 25, 2023

dilbert

to throw a brick at a person or object, often with hatred and
disgust (or as an act of revenge)

That Kevin dude was annoying me all day so i dilberted his office and car *high 5*

by Jamie Saunders December 14, 2008