defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet

shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Defication

To deficate, including all food consumed and digested. Including but not limited to: corn, beef, chips, wheat, coy cars, hamsters bones, etc.

Man thats nasty look at all that defication.

by Cusher Van Buren December 1, 2004

self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.

He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

Defanation

Definition of a nation.

Capitalism is the defanation of America.

by Tayfletch March 25, 2013

defebation

Using defecation a pretense to use the bathroom for masturbation.

The other day, I went into the work bathroom for defebation, and my boss was none the wiser.

by scotchfordinner October 9, 2016

dealationship

The sacred bond between a druggy and their dealer

Cassie: my dealer is so fucking hot
Charlotte: you should fuck him to spice up your dealationship

by Classie Motherfuuuu June 15, 2014

Deflamation

To break down, to end, destroy, obliterate

The deflamation of the country took longer than expected

by Baldy August 13, 2018