What the deuce?

a exclamation usualy uttered by Family Guy's Stewie Griffin when he is suprised by just about anything.

Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?

by Toddfather July 20, 2008

Quad Deuces

This is an ecstatic goodbye. 4 times stronger than a normal goodbye

I'm leaving work for the day. Quad Deuces!!! love you all see you tomorrow.

by Dilldoge July 6, 2021

deuce deuce

A gun that uses .22 caliber ammunition.

"I got the deuce deuce in the trunk of my car..."
-Sublime (Garden Grove)

by Brad Nowell lives July 14, 2004

Trey Deuce

Slang name for a 32 caliber pistol.

This is the proper spelling of the pair of words.

"He said, 'Nas, niggas could be bustin off the roof
So I wear a bullet proof and pack a black trey deuce'"

-Nas, One Love

by BlackStar Project March 31, 2011

Deuceberg

(doose-berg)

-noun

1. a large floating mass of shit, detached from the anus, and floating adrift in the toilet.
2. When your turd is sufficiently buoyant to expose a small portion of itself above the surface of the water, leaving the rest of the turd below the surface.

There's a deuceberg loose in the women's room big enough to sink the Titanic.

by Wilson Jason January 13, 2011

Deuce-nap

When you use the bathroom stall at work to catch up on some zzz's.

Hey Jen, hold my calls, I'm gonna take a quick deuce-nap.

by Eudai November 10, 2013

deuce patrol

The act of doing a fly by at the nearest shitting hole. This is usually an office formality to ensure that the shitting stalls are safe to use, and free from the interoffice bathroom chatters and fuckwits. In some cases, an announcement among friends is done to either warn of inadequate shit conditions or to call an "all clear" for ass slams.

Thank god Juan just went on deuce patrol . I am crowning and that fucker Mark has been hanging out in the bathroom eating pistachios all fucking afternoon. I just want to shit in peace!

by DarthAss March 31, 2017