Decaf poisoned

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011

DedFit

Short for "Dedicated Fitness", trademarked by Dedicated Fitness Motivation. Used for hashtags on Instagram to represent your dedication to fitness.

Just ran a 5k through the mud after squatting 700lbs. #DedFit

by DedFit.com May 29, 2013

Deaf Job

Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.

I gave a deaf job to Tina.

by The Anus Master February 11, 2014

DeafeningClown

A pro streamer

Hi have you watched deafeningclown

by CastBalloon45 October 2, 2019

Deadfap

When you fap to a picture of someone who has died.

Person 1: dude, i just deadfapped to a picture of your 75 yr old grandma
Person 2: Ew, what the fuck?

by ValChumBro July 26, 2023

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness

When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.

While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.

by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011

Tone Deaf

A person who is tone deaf lacks the ability to correctly hear relative differences between musical notes.

in the music lesson:

teacher: "ok bob, give me a SOL"
bob does something with the guitar...
teacher: "NOO!!!, that's not a SOL!!... are you tone deaf ?!!"

by TMP3 December 7, 2010