college: you better pay up fucker
me: you already stole half of my life savings what more do you want?!
collge: debt, College Debt
me: you already stole half of my life savings what more do you want?!
collge: debt, College Debt
by yobev December 4, 2020
When you binge on a load of junk food and you realize you will eventually have to take a massive dump
"We stumbled our way home at five o'clock in the morning, we had to stop for pizza and burgers on the way. I ate so much I'm afraid of the ass debt I collected."
"This weekend I only ate beer and pizza, and on Monday I had to repay my ass debt"
"This weekend I only ate beer and pizza, and on Monday I had to repay my ass debt"
by Ironballs October 20, 2019
by ilikemeth333 January 5, 2022
n. The experience of receiving more dishes in the midst of washing the ones already in the sink. Often this takes place when people are slow to eat their food, find random cups from a few weeks ago, or because they found things you overlooked, like pots on the stove.
This event is usually accompanied by anger, grimacing and sighing.
This event is usually accompanied by anger, grimacing and sighing.
Marlo: Dish duty?
Steven: Yeah, but I'm almost done. Be in the den in 10 minutes.
Marlo: Sure.
20 minutes later
Marlo: What's taking so long?
Steven: I got dish debt. Maria, Justin, and Katie sat around talking and decided to hand their crap in at the last second.
Marlo: That sucks...oh hey man, isn't this the salad bowl we used? It only has a few leaves inside, maybe you should wash that.
Steven: ...
Marlo: What? Just sayin'.
Steven: Yeah, but I'm almost done. Be in the den in 10 minutes.
Marlo: Sure.
20 minutes later
Marlo: What's taking so long?
Steven: I got dish debt. Maria, Justin, and Katie sat around talking and decided to hand their crap in at the last second.
Marlo: That sucks...oh hey man, isn't this the salad bowl we used? It only has a few leaves inside, maybe you should wash that.
Steven: ...
Marlo: What? Just sayin'.
by frotobagger August 21, 2010
by u.d. lover August 22, 2006
A picture of the Death Star photoshopped or captioned to relate the horror of that planet-destroying with the horror of economy-destroying national debt.
That's no stimulus. It's a space station.
That sell-off came from the Debt Star! That thing's inflational!
That sell-off came from the Debt Star! That thing's inflational!
by hitnrun March 16, 2009
Contrary to popular belief, the debt collector is not a jackass government worker, they are average people trying to make a buck. Although people think the debt collector is the asshole, the real asshole is the debtor. The debtor (aka anyone who owes a debt because they received a service which they in all their dumbassery think they don't need to pay for) is by far the dumbest person alive, believing that hanging up or telling the collector they dont have a job/moved far far away to save their stupid ass from being collected on will help, however, it will not as the collector can literally find out any sort of information on the debtor that they want, anything from where they work/live to their social security number the debtor is so dumb in fact that the collector becomes more and more depressed every day, not because the idiot debtor hurts their feelings, but because they witness firsthand the decline of the human IQ, which seems to decrease daily.
Debt Collector: Hi is Adam D***** there?
Debtor: What's this about?
Collector: I can only disclose the information to Adam.
Debtor: yeah, I get it, you can't say because you've been "dee-structed" to do so, right?
(this is an actual conversation I had with one of these morons)
Debtor: What's this about?
Collector: I can only disclose the information to Adam.
Debtor: yeah, I get it, you can't say because you've been "dee-structed" to do so, right?
(this is an actual conversation I had with one of these morons)
by Broseph919191 December 11, 2011