D BAG DEXTER

a name describing the act of when the cutest Boston terrier that ever lived comes up while your laying and drags his body spread out across your chest up your body and tries to drag his dog penis and balls across your face....Cause he LOVES YOU. :)

"I was laying on your couch, and your dog came up and drug his dog nuts across my chin and they skitched my lips!!! AAAAHHH!!!

"Thats my D BAG DEXTER. Good boy, you deserve a treat!

by Jaypro January 26, 2011

D-bag

1. douche bag(colloq.), esp. a big one
2. A traitor
3. A two-faced person
4. Turncoat

Eric is a D-bag...and a big one at that.

This was first created by me(Pete) while playing Tony Hawk Underground. The character Eric was referred to as an A-face. Then I thought, "Why not d-bag as well?" My brother and i have been using it ever since, and I have spread it to my friends.

by Pete Cothron November 13, 2005

d-bag

The term Dwane-bag(shortened to D-bag, but this is commonly recognized as douche bag) came from an offhand threat made one night while waiting for concert tickets. With its origins coming from the act of tea bagging. The process of Dwane-bagging involves waiting for a sleeping person to open their mouth, the Dwane-bagger the puts his/its(in case the act is performed by a gender confused individual) balls in the person’s mouth, essentially having them lick the balls, and then proceeds to defecate on the Dwane-baggee’s face/eyes. While the act of Dwane-bagging could be done by a female but as there are: 1. No Balls and 2. This is probably already a form of Japanese scat play. The effect of the shaming is lost. Also see the reverse Dwane-bag, a process involving a normal tea bagging and the act of defecating in the mouth.

If Matt Stone and Trey Parker ever see what a D-bag really I'm sure they'll have Cartman do it to Butters.

by Dan Opper June 4, 2005

D-bag

a person who pisses you off

outta my seat D-bag

by Ralph Delasion November 7, 2003

d-bag

Shortened term for "douchebag". Any person who acts in a stupid, ridiculous, foolish, or unsatisfactory manner. A true nuisance in society.

Did you just see that guy use a lame pick-up line on that girl?

Yeah, what a d-bag.

by Livmeister January 14, 2009

d bag

Noun - 1. Shortened version of the phrase, "douche bag". 2. Shortened version of the phrase, "dick bag".

1 - Did you see that tea-bagger with the coyboy hat?
2 - Yeah, he was a real d bag.

by Mylk November 23, 2006

D-bag swag

When a so-called "swagged out" person thinks there hot shizz and starts acting like a comeplete c-sucking muff-muncher

Tara:"OMG!! John is such a swagged out D-bag it pisses me off!!!"
Laura:"Like TOTALY!! But hes soo swagged out !!!"
Tara:"I KNOW RITE hes got D-bag swag"
Laura:"Its sorta sexy tho ^_-"

by -[M]- July 14, 2011