Darrell

Darrell - is a poster child for abortions. It resembles a douchebag and smells like a used dildo shoved up an antelopes ass. Darrell is a very dark creature and can be easily mistaken for dog shit on the side of a road. Darrell's are known for fisting themselves for pleasure and regularly scream their mating call in public which is, " please find me a big black dick to sit on". The daily diet of a Darrell is ass hole, they consume 5 lbs of booty a day and lick ass crack like it's an ice cream cone. The most unique biological quality of a Darrell is it's extremely small penis, it's length is equivalent to an infants finger nail when fully erect. Darrell's tend to spend the majority of their time in their natural habitat which is Gay bars or garbage dumpsters, pretending to have self worth and creating the illusion that people care about them.

Jodi, a kind loving woman who helps everyone and everything found a stray Darrell in her garbage, she quickly remembered it was useless and killed it to put it out of it's pathetic misery.

by Raptorkiller416 October 14, 2014

Darell

Anyone/ anything either male or female who is just the biggest dumbass bitch in the universe.

“What a fucking darell” or “ fuck off/ stop being (a) DaReLl”

by Adamlemonade January 7, 2019

Darell Paquette

A fat teacher that like's rapeing little children. He punishes them so he can see them after school.

The teacher at td baker

by Jack Hoff November 12, 2003

Darrell

A Complete Knuckle head

Darrell is a complete knuckle head

by Ash Styles June 22, 2018

dimebag darrell

The opposite of bullet-proof.

Superman is no Dimebag Darrell.

by bigdadybry July 7, 2006

dimebag darrell

LARGELY overrated metal guitarist who has become a legend after being shot in a club. Many of his new followers did not even know of his existence until he was shot. Gained huge coverage in guitar magazines all over the world because he was shot and killed, not because he was the best, or even close to the best guitarist in the world. (I've never seen an issue of GuitarWorld mention him extensively, or at all, until he died. Strange isn't it?)

While he was a decent guitarist he is neither a metal god, guitar god or a legend... he is just an unfortunate victim of a murder. It's sad that he got shot, but it's quite ridiculous how great he is after he's dead, isn't it?

Be warned if you insult Dimebag Darrell in public you're likely to be attacked by his followers. So be careful.

Mike: Hey man have you heard of Dimebag Darrell? He's the best guitarist in the world!
John: Uh... when did you hear about him?
Mike: Oh yesterday
John: You're just saying he's the best because he got shot
Mike: SHUT THE HELL UP HE IS THE BEST!! ILL KICK YOUR ASS FOR SAYING STUFF ABOUT DIMEBAG!!
John: It's the truth :(

by classic rock fan July 9, 2006

Darell

A rude ass nigga who doesn’t appreciate women who do the most for him

He’s so self centered his must be darell

by 2838 May 10, 2018