1 definition by Raptorkiller416
Darrell - is a poster child for abortions. It resembles a douchebag and smells like a used dildo shoved up an antelopes ass. Darrell is a very dark creature and can be easily mistaken for dog shit on the side of a road. Darrell's are known for fisting themselves for pleasure and regularly scream their mating call in public which is, " please find me a big black dick to sit on". The daily diet of a Darrell is ass hole, they consume 5 lbs of booty a day and lick ass crack like it's an ice cream cone. The most unique biological quality of a Darrell is it's extremely small penis, it's length is equivalent to an infants finger nail when fully erect. Darrell's tend to spend the majority of their time in their natural habitat which is Gay bars or garbage dumpsters, pretending to have self worth and creating the illusion that people care about them.
Jodi, a kind loving woman who helps everyone and everything found a stray Darrell in her garbage, she quickly remembered it was useless and killed it to put it out of it's pathetic misery.
by Raptorkiller416 October 14, 2014