by jenaveve13 July 29, 2009
Get the Dave Gahan mug.The usually one-sided banter of Dave Matthews that takes place in between songs (usually) at a Dave Matthews Band or Dave and Tim show. It can be anything, such as random phrases and facts, mock dialogue, or an interesting anecdote.
Examples of Davespeak are:
“this is a song about little pink drinks that look like condoms...”
“Remember that there are hundreds of thousands of things you can eat that are not cheese.”
“This is a song about somebody I was fucking...no, this is a song about somebody thatI really liked a lot....maybe, I don’t know...and I happened to be at the same time that I really enjoyed this person..fucking her at the same time."
"a goat's penis is much like a pencil but shinier and pink. but in that pencil is the power to create life."
“this is a song about little pink drinks that look like condoms...”
“Remember that there are hundreds of thousands of things you can eat that are not cheese.”
“This is a song about somebody I was fucking...no, this is a song about somebody thatI really liked a lot....maybe, I don’t know...and I happened to be at the same time that I really enjoyed this person..fucking her at the same time."
"a goat's penis is much like a pencil but shinier and pink. but in that pencil is the power to create life."
by Dr. Philp September 22, 2005
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The Dave Chappelle is a drinking game that involves having the following:
2 shots of Jäger
Tequila (min. 1 shot)
4 bong hits man
Beer (min. 1)
Cheeseburger
It is to be done in this order and under 15 minutes.
2 shots of Jäger
Tequila (min. 1 shot)
4 bong hits man
Beer (min. 1)
Cheeseburger
It is to be done in this order and under 15 minutes.
Remember Frank's last weekend? EZ was fucking smashed man! He did The Dave Chappelle and felt "fucking great!"
by Puedesducharlo October 9, 2011
Get the The Dave Chappelle mug.(or Da'esh pronounced dɑʃ ) A term used to describe the terrorist organization Islamic State introduced by French Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius. The organization went with multiple names in previous occasions like Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) and Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) before the public settled with just Islamic State (IS). Fabius argued that since IS is not Islamic and absolutely not a state, he said "...the Arabs call it Daesh..." (from Arabic "to tread upon", "to trample or crush underfoot").
by laotzukid September 24, 2014
Get the Daesh mug.Danesha is a very fun nice kind girl.Danesha is very lit and loud.Danesha knows when it’s time to fight when someone talks about her,Danesha can be mean sometimes but she always brighten ups someone day,danesha is a very great girlfriend
by Kensley Henderson November 19, 2018
Get the Danesha mug.One funny ass person. said to be the new king of comedy by blender magazine. Has a very funny show on Comedy central. Starred in half baked, appaered in under cover brother and screwed. He has been funny for a long time but people have just started jumping on the bandwagon since his new show.
by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 18, 2005
Get the Dave Chapelle mug.Dave Drunk occurs when you have consumed alcohol to the point that you can no longer maintain the slightest level of social interaction. Common with anyone named Dave. Cause can be associated to actions such as chugging a bottle of Fireball.
Dave: Dude, what happened last night, I woke up on in my room with my boots on. Last I remember is nose diving into the fire.
Friend: After you tried to burn yourself alive we drug you to bed by the ankles. You were Dave Drunk, again.
Friend: After you tried to burn yourself alive we drug you to bed by the ankles. You were Dave Drunk, again.
by beersforyou February 11, 2010
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