DaveDays

An extremely mediocre musician who has somehow attracted a large fan base by parodying recent pop culture media. His primary audience appears to be awkward adolescent girls who are drawn to his non threatening, every-teen appearance and relies on a gimmicky green polo shirt as a signature aesthetic.

Fifteen minutes and counting.

DaveDays can't write a song to save his life, so he performs mediocre parodies of good songs.

by BoredWithTheUnderTalented January 10, 2010

Daveeon

A man who acts "savage like" but is no where near that label in the bed!

Sarah:" Did you see Daveeon earlier today?"
Julia: "Yeah! He is such a bitch."

by Savageguy69 August 25, 2016

Davedadd

An individual who derives sexual pleasure while watching Twitch Live Streams from mundane situations / conversations and perverts them mentally into an aberration normally involving vaginal fluids and horse semen and Bovril.

"jesus dude, did you see what that guy just said he is having for dinner, horse cum and Bovril soup in a vagina?!?!?"
"yeah man, he's such a feckin davedadd!"

by Quag Norris May 23, 2018

daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella October 8, 2007

Daved

Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday

Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight

by realsav223 June 7, 2019

Daved

Referring to someone that is drunk or heavily intoxicated

We're going to get daved tonight!

by SXMN June 7, 2019

Daaveedo

A Daaveedo is a midget like, ugly human like creature. It's eye color changes from day to day. Daaveedo has a laugh that is defining and when heard causes depression.

Guy 1: What is that terrible sound?

Guy 2: It's the sickening Daaveedo, all the way down close to the ground.

by Be-jorn June 27, 2019