damp in the pants

that sweet sensation that starts from sexual stimulation

Max: After all we had in that sexy streak, Sabrina ended it...
Brandon: Dude, that sucks! I thought you'd be the one to get her damp in the pants!

by von groovy March 8, 2019

damp pillow

A perverted metaphor for describing the texture of something.

Your skin is like a ...... DAMP PILLOW!!

by Egor Kalashnikov October 18, 2006

Damp Tamp

A tampon that has been jizzed, peed, and has a period blood on it and has been forced down a little boy throat.

"I damp tamped my son's bestfriend last night."

by billynuts March 14, 2009

Damp Thong

The captial city of the great country of Vagiant.

I was born in Damp Thong, Vagiant.
The President lives in a large pink boat in the captial city of Damp Thong.

by D - H April 15, 2008

Damp Bread

When a person is not able to, or is bad at, carrying a conversation, so you have to try and keep it alive yourself.

Jack: So how is he in conversation?
Lou: He's damp bread! I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall!

by Familygames August 6, 2017

Damp sandwich

A derogatory term for loser lame local band manager who doesn't know when to stop. TBH just stop.

Jeez, Stanley, stop being such a damp sandwich. No one cares about your fucking band.

by Dick Trickle 69 September 18, 2016

damp fantasy

More polite version of "wet dream".

Woke up to find I'd had a damp fantasy.

by barber of seville May 24, 2019