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curtains

The hairstyle in which shorter hair is parted in the middle, leaving 2 sections on either side. If you have this hairstyle there is a 60% higher chance someone will fall in love with you.
rick: woah look that kid got curtains
jas: there’s now a 60% higher chance of me falling in love with him
by Beggars September 22, 2019
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The Orange Curtain

A somewhat derogatory term referring to Orange County, California. It refers to the idea that people living there long-term are spoiled, ignorant, and have little experience in the world outside of the immediate area, besides occasional trips to similar locations around Southern California.
Buffy grew up living behind the Orange Curtain, and thinks everyone from other places are trash.

Steven only leaves the Orange Curtain once a year for a snowboarding trip with his rich friends at some fancy resort in Norcal.

You can always tell someone grew up outside of the Orange Curtain when they refer to OC as "The OC."
by DogBelly September 11, 2011
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tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"
"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.
by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2008
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curtains for you

I'm going to knock you out; finish you; beat you up; slang term taken from the theatre term "curtain call"; end of show.
Just wait, it's going to be curtains for you!
by Leahzlatest April 18, 2018
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Piss Curtains

The pair of lips found on the exterior of the vagina, the labia. Likely, a derogatory term referring to a woman's entire vagina.
Come here you dirty little tart and let me plumb the depths of your piss curtains with my meat thermometer.

When was the last time you washed your piss curtains? You smell like a fish market on the hottest day in summer.
by DarthVenom1980 August 28, 2010
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cuddle curtain

a makeshift device of a sheet/blanket on a rope that goes across your bed. perfect for the college student trying to get some privacy but also trying to get some pussy.
John: Yo Tom could you stop smooshing with your girlfriend, Im trying to get some sleep!

Tom: Sure *pulls cuddle curtain*
by wangwizard November 18, 2010
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Cheesy meat curtains

When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.
That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.
by Taco Gangsta October 27, 2010
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