Cuckson

The Son of a Mother who gets banged by Men that aren't his Father.

Usually this occurs while he is playing video games in the room next door.
Typically the Man who smashes the Mother establishes dominance over son as well.

As you can imagine, this is a traumatic experience that can cause sleepless nights for the Cuckson.

Friend 1: Dude, is your Mom getting smashed right now??
Cuckson: She's having sex with her boyfriend, it's normal
Friend 2: HAHAHA while we are all here playing video games??
Friend 1: Bro, you are getting cucked
Friend 2: You're a CUCKSON

by nodicnorites September 26, 2022

russian cucumber

When a man inserts his dick in a cucumber hot dog style and he inserts it into a woman's asshole.

"Omg I am so sore from that russian cucumber you gave to me Jonny!"

by I Am Bueno April 16, 2014

caucus blockus

The political equivelant of a cock block, when a presidential candidate gets totally dogged by a political caucus, thereby hindering there campaign for presidency and future global domination.

" poor Hillary she just got another caucus blockus during her 08' campaign".

by Plotbert February 4, 2008

Frosty Cucumber

When a girl takes a bite of ice cream and then gives a guy a blow job.

who needs peanut butter and jelly when i can have a frosty cucumber.

by Lauren and Karl July 25, 2007

cool as a cucumber

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.

He was as cool as a cucumber.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Sea Cucumber

A soggy under-water dildo.

That's like saying a Sea Cucumber is like a Shark. One is a soggy under-water dildo, and the other is a killing machine.

by Faenaussa July 7, 2011

Cucumber

An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)

Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.

You: No. No. No.

Me: Yes you do.

by Banana Joe The Second September 3, 2013