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Cockonoscopy

My boyfriend gave me a cockonoscopy last night and now I can't poo.
by sexperts February 1, 2010
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Cuck Box

A cuck box is used by a person wanting to watch his wife get fucked by his next door neighbor and not be allowed to touch his own dick. A cuck box is a device that is a forward mounted genital diversion device. This device consists of cardboard box of no specific size, however a minimum size to generously accommodate the male genitals without touching the enclosure is required. This device is worn by cutting a hole in the center of one side of the box. The male genital are placed inside, and the device is attached to the body. It is up to the user to decide how to affix the device to the body, some of the best methods are duct tape, Velcro, and leather strap. Prior to the wearer's wife engaging in intercourse with a third party the cuck box is firmly attached to the 'cuck' as to prevent any access his own genitals.
Wife - Trevor is on his way over, you'd better strap on your cuck box before he pulls in the driveway. No touching your dick this moment forward.

cuck - yes dear
by analbabes May 23, 2018
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cuck fluffer

Someone who is relegated to the sidelines so much that they're not even a cuck, they're the person in charge of giving the cuck a blowjob to get the cuck hard so that the cuck can sit in the corner and masturbate using his own tears as lube while someone else fucks his wife.
Lamplighter: I was gonna do great things. I almost did. Now look at me. I'm like the cuck, in the porn, sitting on the sidelines while the real heroes are out there doing the fucking.
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Hughie: You're not the cuck. I'm the cuck.
Lamplighter: Actually, you're worse. You're the cuck fluffer.
- Source: The Boys S2E07
by Ross 'Dex' Currie October 2, 2020
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cuck

by Antilope June 28, 2022
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Suck and Cuck

A technique used in popular fighting game Super Smash Bros. In order to preform the Suck and Cuck, you must play as Dedede. Once your opponent is near the edge, suck them in with your special. Then, jump off. It’s very useful if the opponent is a stock lower than you or if you want to confuse your opponent.
Jimmy: Oh no! Weegee is about to preform the Suck and Cuck! Mega Man won’t survive this!
by Bean Fiend June 6, 2018
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cockodile

A woman who when receiving the cock, does a death roll like a crocodile for intense pleasue or can be used to define this act.
Jenny is a total freak! We were having sex and she rolled over and started the cockodile!
by thejamerz April 20, 2010
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cockolate-chip cookie

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:
by @PEINPE October 2, 2011
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