cucumber

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

cucumber dick

A dick so fat in girth and long.

That asian guy has a pencil dick, while this black guy has a cucumber dick!

by hairywhale December 24, 2013

cucu

crazy, insane, mad, weird,...........

muwahaha im so cucu!

by Izzay November 17, 2005

cucumber

A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.

"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."

by Squirrel Overlord October 8, 2004

cucumberman

a man who shoved a red cucumber up his ass. he now patrols the city of titti caca in hopes to find his sidekick jerky off lad. his only power is the ability to steal cucumbers from farmers markets and shove them up anybody's ass.

Tom: oh shit cucumberman shoved a cucumber up my ass
Greg: at least captain pineapple didn't get you. i think i'm still bleeding

by Duck in a Hole July 23, 2016

Cucumbre

A small gang that originated in the Apartment Complex of York Creek, in the Northwest Side of Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Ay C your the 14th. member of Cucumbre.

by QuiteFineI'dSay July 13, 2018

cucumber conversation

when somebody is having a sarcastic but very funny conversation.

Friend 1: yes, i am a tree, of course.
Friend 2: this is a very cucumber conversation.

by nk39385 January 18, 2021