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CS kiddie 

A Counter-Strike playing 12-year old who takes the step up to a decent computer game (America's Army, Red Orchestra, etc.), and says the game sucks, blows, etc. because there is a tad bit of realism.
CS kiddie: OMG WHERES MY CROSHARES!?!1 WHY DIDNT THEY ADD THOSE!? THIS GMAE SUCKZ!!1! AND WHY WNOT I TRUN ON MY CELREON 300!?!!
CS kiddie by MN June 25, 2004
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Cs_Rks44 

An infamous player who is "retired" from the Number 1 Multiplayer game Runescape. Cs_Rks44 is Used to describe racist noob.
Brian: "Good fight Vincent you bastard. " Vincent: "SMD Brian" Brian: "I beat you in Runescape, you Chinese" Vincent: "You are such a Cs_Rks44"
Cs_Rks44 by MU7C_Ronaldo February 9, 2010
Related Words
CSBS CSI CSS csc Csgo CSM csl cs:go CSA csd

cs_assault 

A well-known Map from Counter-Strike.
Players must rescue hostages, or prevent the hostages from being rescued.
The Counter-Terrorists spawn outside a giant warehouse.
The Terroists spawn inside the warehouse.
Hostages are inside the warehouse also.
It is the Counter-Terrorists's job to inftrate the warehouse and rescue the hostages inside the warehouse.
The Terroists must not let the Counter-Terrorists rescue the hostages.
the "cs" infront of cs_assault is an abbreviation of 'Counter-Strike'
cs_assault by Simon.F. aka [AWE] September 30, 2006
Your modern Counter-strike player. They most typically say "ur bad", "n00b" (the cool, hip new thing to say among cs nerds), "roflcopter" and many more things that reflect how sad their own lives are.

Cs nerds are the same people you see talking shit in a game then the same nerd is at your local grocery store the next day packing bags and being shit on by upper management.

The most popular fad among CS nerds these days is to agree to a knife fight, then pull back and start shooting the other player. Cs nerds are very common nowadays and are never honest. They compose 99 percent of the Counter-Strike community (surprise?) today.
"92X" is an example of one of your very common CS nerds and he got owned by "killer". 92X can't back up what he says, which is common among CS nerds.
Cs nerd by Nerdcrusher674 September 30, 2009
Almost every CS gamer has an addiction to counter-strike. excluding the minority who play it a couple of times, die each time, and then go into a fit of slagging off the game. CS gamers normally spend the majority of there free time playing counter-strike and trying to become a pro at it. Even though it is extremely unlikely to happen most carry on after the denial stage as their addiction is too great to ignore. Like the comment above they can be mainly described as being totally white, almost albino, and sometimes look like a shaven animal who has an alergy to the cold. In extreme cases almost their whole body is muscleless, except from there fingers(strong but still skinny to give optimum accuracy on the keyboard) and the muscle that is used during masterbation on their strongest arm, which is abnormally strong. Every so often a teenage cs gamer claims they have lost their virginity and taunts the other gamers...this person is normally given the silent treatment by the others until he conforms again.
Phrases regularly used:-
lol (an average rate of once every 15 seconds)
nooB
pwned/owned
nice shot
omg/omfg
hacker (normally if someone gets a lucky kill)
good job
CS gamer by Freddo March 15, 2005
The most tilting iteration of the most tilting game franchise ever made, Counter-Strike: Global Offense, known as CS:GO by all but the most basic of normies, is one of the few games that will undoubtedly make every player question their own self-worth after the end of every match.

For context, it's one of the few FPS games where camping in a corner with a shotgun is not considered to be a pussy strategy, though you will still get flamed for doing it. Then again, you will also get flamed for using pretty much any gun other than the AK-47 (T) or M4A4 (CT). God help you if you use either of the autosnipers.
"You wanna play CS:GO?"

"Hell no, I have a life!"
CS:GO by SteamShovel November 28, 2020
The game CS:GO is practice for when you eventually snap.
I play CS:GO so I can one-shot some third graders
CS:GO by theangrycat November 12, 2018