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crocodile

An animal that could've killed Steve Irwin until a stupid stingray decided to do it instead.
(Sometime in 2003)

Steve Irwin - As you can see, this ferocious crocodile is showing some aggressiveness, crikey!

(On the morning of Monday, September 4, 2006)

Steve Irwin - That motherfucking stingray just stung me in my chest with its poisonous barb! Thanks to all my fans for a wonderful life that shouldn't have been taken away so abruptly.

(Steve Irwin dies soon after he's pulled out of the water)
by neurodistortion September 6, 2006
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Angry Crocodile

When a man ejaculates deep at the bottom of a womans throat, this causes the woman immense anger and frusration resulting in her biting down hard on the base of the mans penis
She's a bit of an angry crocodile, wont be going near her again for a while
by SThomson March 9, 2009
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lightsabre, crocodile, mime

A humorous variation of Paper, Scissors, Stone.
The light sabre beats the crocodile which beats the mime, which beats the LS.
Hand otions are as follows: LS- typical Star Wars, with optional 'vwoom'-vwoom' sounds.
Crocodile: Clap with the hands together at the wrists.
Mime: the 'hands against the piece of glass' pose.

Of course, these follow the P,P,S maraca introduction.
Hey Eric, fancy a game of Lightsabre, Crocodile,Mime?

Yeah, OK.
by Oscar Cheesecake March 7, 2004
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Crocodile

Refers to when you go down on a woman and if you're good, from her vantage point you look like a crocodile because all she can see are your eyes.
Also, "Playing Crocodile", "Want to play Crocodile"

"Hey we haven't played Crocodile in a while honey, why don't you head down to my swamp and eat some fish".
by Hessier November 21, 2010
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In a while, Crocodile

A informal way to say you're leaving. Usually said after, "See you later, Alligator" but before, "Not to soon, Baboon."
Charlie: "Welp, I gotta go. My mom said be home by five thirty and it's already past that. See you later, Alligator."

Anthony: "In a while, Crocodile."

Charlie: "Not too soon, Baboon."
by Carrera's Wedge April 6, 2007
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crocodile done deal

1. done deal. finished. derived from 1986 movie starring paul hogan, "crocodile" dundee.

2.to agree, to make a deal.
1. i was at the car dealership all day and i was really happy when it was crocodile done deal.

he has been passed out in the car for an hour. crocodile done deal.

2. you want to leave? crocodile done deal.
by coco chappelle September 19, 2012
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crocodile gremlin

They have giant dicks and will make ur gran tranny. He will fuck u up in any game and every time u say it a crocodile turns into a gremlin.
Man: ur shite at coood
Man 2: no your gran tranny and I’m a crocodile gremlin
Man: shite why U say dat
*pet crocodile turns into gremlin*
Man 2: shite run me in fuhrer
by Ur gran tranny May 12, 2018
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