sebaceous crustacean

Crabby fat asshole

Stop being a sebaceous crustacean George, they're just kids.

by JP orecul September 15, 2017

Flaky Crustacea

A bogey, dried mucus

I picked my nose and pulled out a right flaky crustacea

by Gizslutski May 18, 2017

Shady Crustacey

a crab that steals food while you try to enjoy a peaceful day at the beach

"That shady crustacey just stole my ice cream cone!"

by A. Jo May 1, 2018

Munchy Crustard

Munchy Crustard is the typical hardened ring that forms around the nozzle/edge of a mustard container.

“Oh man, Munchy Crustard landed on your hot dog!”

by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022

Mister Crustacean Like

a word of power from skyrim that tells everyone that your a sexy sex haver fuck man im just horny
this is my dating
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"im Mister Crustacean Like"

by Notcrustacean January 15, 2024

crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022