Crowder

The inability to get out of a sand trap.

Man, I kept hiting it into the lip and it kept rolling back into the sand trap. I really Crowdered that sand trap.

by UB Wan kanobee August 13, 2011

Crowder’s Law

The worse the content is, the more of an audience it attracts.

(Coined by Lukav)

Man #1: Jesus Christ, how did this Ben Shapiro video get over a million views in 24 hours? It’s literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever watched!
Man #2: Dude that’s just Crowder’s Law.

by Benjamin Pepino Lime February 25, 2021

Crowned

the act in which a person proceeds to ejaculate on someone's forehead after suffocating them with a pillow

Last night I was fuckin' this one broad and she had me choke her. Once she was out, I finished up on her forehead. CROWNED BITCH!!

by Pillow Princess July 31, 2009

Crowned Up

Someone who acts as if they are better-than others who are in the same self-imposed bad situation. Someone who thinks they are better than anyone around and deserves special treatment. Someone who should not think so highly of oneself due to bad prior actions, missteps or inexperience.

Don’t get all Crowned Up there mister. With your credit history is was difficult to get you THIS loan!

This guy is all Crowned Up thinking he shouldn’t have to have to do it, because of who he knows.

Just because you are new don’t get all Crowned Up and think that this does not apply to you too.

by Freeway September 8, 2019

Croded

The act of crying while stoned. From cro

After we heard the terrible news I croded for longer than I should have.

by 5 avon road September 12, 2021

Crowed

A woman who tears off and hides the genitals of the opposite sex to never be seen again in hopes to become as strong as a crow.

" Did you hear how Penny crowed that poor tommy boy down the street"

by Skywop September 12, 2014

Steven Crowder

A popular conservative political commentator and comedian known for the "Change My Mind" segment, where he talks to people about controversial issues in an attempt to have a civil conversation where people rationalize their arguments and perhaps change their minds

Did you see the latest episode of Steven Crowder's show?

by Actual Patriot September 9, 2021