crotchluminati

A very powerful and mysterious triangular entity, of fishy origins, lurking in the shadows of women's nether regions.

Christine likes to post silly Buzzfeed articles showing how the Illuminati is all around us, but all I care about is that crotchluminati.

by LabiaVendor April 26, 2014

Crotchidy

Uptight, slightly aggressive older human behavior. Grumpy with a bit of sas!!

Your grandpa is just a bit crotchidy today.

by GmaTmamaJo July 12, 2017

Crotched

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.

Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.

by raisindisliker June 17, 2018

Crotchmeyer

the one true master of dick, balls, and pussy.

he will make a man's balls explode with his 40,000 year old million-tongues blowjob technique, and melt a woman's mind with his 60,000 year old ancient olive-style cunnilingus technique.

fear him, worship him, it makes no difference. he will make all your sex parts feel like they were being touched for the first time all over again.

long live crotchmeyer

by BrowntonioBrown July 4, 2023

Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons

Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie

by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023