Walking with a mincing gait, Jim shares a coy smile with his spectators, before sharply clenching his buttocks and neatly crofting the nectar from the velvety fruit.
by capncat July 4, 2017
Get the Crofting mug.refers to a Politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around ass to get their way.
George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!
by jager101 April 28, 2008
Get the crooked bastard mug.Australian euphamism for a herb mill used to grind choof (marijuana). Also known as a Muller, its purpose is to increase the surface area of the material, so that smoking or eating it will bring out more THC.
Made from metal and/or plastic, choof choppers come in many shapes and sizes. Some have a box attatchment to catch the material. The main problem with choof choppers is that they can get clogged easily if wet tobacco or choof is put into them.
Made from metal and/or plastic, choof choppers come in many shapes and sizes. Some have a box attatchment to catch the material. The main problem with choof choppers is that they can get clogged easily if wet tobacco or choof is put into them.
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Get the crooked cop mug.Ahh the ilusive Mr Crofts or "Crofty-Leprechaunus" is an interesting creature with a beard of fire which he refuses to shed even to raise money for cancer (you would think having a pot of gold would make him generous wouldnt you) Crofty takes every opper-"tunety" to visit Ms. Browne's or "Brownious-Arteacherous" tutor room and try and work his magical irish jig on her. Crofty-Leprechaunus can be seen in full bloom (or redness)when he is denied something that he clearly and obviously wants Eg, Ms Browne or the position of acting head of house)
Crofty's favorite expression is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO which he uses almost as much as his right hand.
Crofty's favorite expression is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO which he uses almost as much as his right hand.
Student:"Hey Crofty i'll give you 100kg of potatos for that pot of gold"
Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO
Studednt: I'll throw in a pic of Ms Browne!
Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE See me after Class.
Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO
Studednt: I'll throw in a pic of Ms Browne!
Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE See me after Class.
by UMM IF HE READ THIS IM SCREWED SO NO July 19, 2004
Get the crofty mug.Created by Mr. Pookie & Mr. Lucci. Its the name of their record label & group. The name if from their old apartment complex Stoney Brook located off of North Audelia Road in Nawf Dallas (North Dallas)
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