crid

a bum, or a lazy out of work person. a lurker or someone who just lurks out all day under the pier. this person has either no job, or their job is to be a thief. they have little to no money, probably no car either. parasite kind of mentality, give nothing back to society. a real scumbag.

what a crid that guy is!

that crid stole my bike!

by cridcity August 19, 2010

crodaddy

a noun describing one as dyslexic, having chronic fatigue, an unstable and hard to understand thought process, and most importantly, the ability to annoy the living shit out of EVERYONE he/she is around.

Hey Brandon, stop being such a crodaddy.

Hey guys, Alex was being such a crodaddy today by going to sleep at 9:30.

by xela srethorc August 7, 2011

Croil

A combination of the words 'cry' and 'oil' meaning to cry oil, much like a transformer would.

Man: Hey Optimus are you croiling?

Optimus Prime: Hey fuck you man, my home planet is gone.

by McNormal August 20, 2011

Cride

Master or easily overcome an obstacle or a difficult task

He totally crided his exams.
She crides this like it's nothing.

by FabWild September 18, 2017

ass croissant

An ass so badley burned by the sun that it flakes like a croissant.

" I need to ware underware next time we go tanning to cover up my ass croissant"

"I didnt realize that she got ass croissants when she went tanning"

by Chelsea Reinisch August 3, 2008

Fag Croissant

To be douchely in nature.
Not only are they a fag, But they are also a french fag, thus making the fag more faggly.

Becky Woelks is quite the fag croissant.

by TEWHYLUH May 11, 2009

crididack

To strike/hit someone.

She was actin' up, I should have crididack the bitch.

by flyboy a February 15, 2009