Balanced Craftwars

A game where you will lose 30 years of your life to get 2 angelic orbs.

Random person 1: I got Bene
Random person 2: DM
Random person 3: Slide
Random person 4: Slide please i need bene :sob:
Random person 5: omgfirebiome

Balanced Craftwars

by A person who play videogames June 5, 2022

5 Minute Crafts

Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.

DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT

by foxy_6471 January 31, 2022

croacher

A creepy guy who hovers too closely to females in a bar/club and does not get the hint that he is not wanted.

Sami: Oh my god! That croacher must be following us.
Angela: Isn't he that same guy who was standing next to us downstairs?
Sami: He is so weird. Why is he staring at us like that?!?

by cherryblossom September 14, 2007

small craft advisory proof

A boat that is large enough to go out during a small craft advisory. Usually 35-40 feet long or bigger.

Damn we cant go out this weekend because my 18 foot Tracker is not small craft advisory proof.

by steelheader March 13, 2008

Crafty fag

When ones sneaks off to have a cigarette unnoticed. Used especially when one is not supposed to be smoking but does anyway.

John: "I'm just off out for a crafty fag round the back"

by Gibdo January 20, 2011

Crafting Table

A crafting table has 2 different which is:
something that could be used the create things like in real life or video games like minecraft
the second meaning is from a minecraft twitch streamer / minecraft youtuber named Sapnap, so basically someone in minecraft is standing on a crafting table than say you go close to them and do what adults do to ya know...

Someone: stands on a crafting table

Someone: Gets closer and yea know..

or how it was originally

Someone: Afk standing on a crafting table

someone:Gets closer and yea know..

by xDevil_Chanx April 7, 2021

crafty hippo

An expression commenly used for people who do things secretly or are very skilled at something. It really has nothing to do with hippos, just the fact that hippos are very craft and trixy.

Viviana walks up behind Linnea while she's talking to Veronika and Kaylee
Viviana: Hello Liddea!
Linnea: Ahhhhh!! You scared me vivi, you crafty hippo!

by No, I'm Muffin!!! May 18, 2006