Crispy

An adjective slightly less valuable then crackling, but still valid.

Mr.Toe: Fishh, this whiteboard marker is truly crispy
Fish: Indeed it truly is, you would know, my Toe Man ;0
Mr.Toe: (Nestles his many toes into the sand) Do you recall the war of 3057?
Fish: Yes indeed, my good sir, you truly fought valiantly.
Mr.Toe: YessSs ( flicks tongue)
Fish: (suducively bites lip) your toes are looking positively radiant tonight, my Toe Man.
Mr. Toe: (Withdrawing his toes from the sand and gently caressing them) why thank you, I cleansed them last night.

Crispy by Dr.Todd February 3, 2022

Crispy

Something very unexpected that happens, or something very weird. Primarily while high on marijuana.

That was so crispy when we saw those police when I wanted to light the bowl.

Crispy by Kraig Krakerz January 15, 2009

crispy

on the verge of being shit-faced

you: hows it going?
me: im a bit crispy.

crispy by h. shipman March 31, 2004

crispy

a girl who has a flaky vagina

Having sex with a crispy girl sucks!

Dude her vagina feels like peeling, I think she's crispy.

crispy by HerroMkay January 5, 2011

Crispy

Another word for cool

Man that guy is crispy hanging out with those kids.

Crispy by jimb0j1290 March 1, 2009

Crispy

When a person smells and does not take baths and does not brush teeth

This idot came to my house and he was crispy as fuck!

Crispy by ThaDeal March 30, 2011

Crispy

A completely and utterly worthless person. Someone who needs to not even be allowed to live, and should go and hide in a corner and drink some bleach. This is the type of person who likes to have oral sex with every man they see.

Oh man, that was a great time I had with Crispy last night.

Crispy by Someone who January 13, 2006