When you binge watch five or more seasons of a TV show which is no longer on the air, and question the very foundations of your life when the series is finally over.
A deep feeling of futility and depression.
A deep feeling of futility and depression.
"Louise why have you been laying motionless in bed for five hours."
"I finished the final season of Desperate Housewives and now I am having a netflixistential crisis"
"I finished the final season of Desperate Housewives and now I am having a netflixistential crisis"
by ymraehtnioj May 14, 2014
Get the netflixistential crisis mug.The period in your life occuring between 20 and 30 years of age, when you realize that a quarter of your life is over and :
a) You've done nothing constructive with it
- AND -
b) You've set yourself up for another quarter just like it.
You may be experiencing a quarter life crisis if :
a) You ever ask yourself what the h*** you are doing with your life
b) You regret half of the last 10 years
c) You consider changing jobs/homes/partners/all of the above to somehow improve your life
d) You feel lost and confused 23.5 hours out of a 24 hour day
e) You wonder how you will ever find job security/afford a house at today's prices/find a partner if you're working all the time/get out of your parents' house if your debt is costing you every dime you make/afford rent while it keeps going up/find a job that pays the bills/pay off your debt/all of the above. Usually all of the above.
Often confused by kids with adolesence, puberty, or hormonal problems. Feeling "misunderstood" and dressing all in black is not a quarter life crisis - it is being a teenager.
Basically, you wake up one morning and think to yourself, "Man - I'm totally screwed." You then proceed to consolidate your debt, look for a better job, and spend more time sleeping - because when you're asleep, you don't have to worry about how screwed you are.
a) You've done nothing constructive with it
- AND -
b) You've set yourself up for another quarter just like it.
You may be experiencing a quarter life crisis if :
a) You ever ask yourself what the h*** you are doing with your life
b) You regret half of the last 10 years
c) You consider changing jobs/homes/partners/all of the above to somehow improve your life
d) You feel lost and confused 23.5 hours out of a 24 hour day
e) You wonder how you will ever find job security/afford a house at today's prices/find a partner if you're working all the time/get out of your parents' house if your debt is costing you every dime you make/afford rent while it keeps going up/find a job that pays the bills/pay off your debt/all of the above. Usually all of the above.
Often confused by kids with adolesence, puberty, or hormonal problems. Feeling "misunderstood" and dressing all in black is not a quarter life crisis - it is being a teenager.
Basically, you wake up one morning and think to yourself, "Man - I'm totally screwed." You then proceed to consolidate your debt, look for a better job, and spend more time sleeping - because when you're asleep, you don't have to worry about how screwed you are.
by whatamidoing December 10, 2008
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The true crisis in Trump’s first formal televised speech of his administration which is that he is an asshole.
It is not a crisis of the heart or soul, or a crisis at the US border, but a crisis of the hole that is plaguing the United States.
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Bro #1-Dude you wanna go hit up the bars Friday?
Bro #2-No Bro, I'm totally having a midterm crisis, I haven't been to intro to African cultures since the first day, so I'm ultra fucked on the test Monday.
Bro #2-No Bro, I'm totally having a midterm crisis, I haven't been to intro to African cultures since the first day, so I'm ultra fucked on the test Monday.
by James Boyer February 11, 2008
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I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.
by Great Cornholio July 28, 2011
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