Crilk

Milk from crabs. This is the milk that is milked from the tiny teats of a crab. They like to be milked the more they are milked the happier the crabs and the sweeter the Crilk. It is pale peach in colour and tastes Crabulous!

I like Crilk in my tea in the morning
Crilk helps my face stay wrinkle free as it is full of antioxidants,
Oooohhh there is nothing I like better than a lovely glass of fresh ice cold Crilk!

by Slightly Mugojerry February 18, 2008

CILF

Cereal I'd like to fuck

Mum, did you get more of that CILF? my bran flakes seem to be all "yoghurty" now.

by davenotdave November 18, 2004

cilf

celebrity i'd like to fuck

kanye west

by spamee May 9, 2004

CILF

Acronym for: Cartoon I'd like to F*ck.

"Man I got such a raging boner last night when I was watching watchng 'Who framed roger Rabbit??' Jessica Rabbit is such a CILF.

"Is Ariel from little mermaid a cilf, because I don't knwo where I would stick it?"

by longdonsilver February 19, 2009

Chilf

A homeless bastardized piece of shit who rapes monkeys. So Logan Paul basically.

A homeless bastardized piece of shit who rapes monkeys. So Logan Paul is basically a Chilf.

by Phsyco_19 October 1, 2018

cilf

calculator i would like to function

Man that TI-84's a cilf

by Doinchips October 19, 2009

cilf

Corpse I'd like to fuck.

I was walkig the morgue when I stumbled upon a room full of CILFs

by yo momma November 1, 2003