Gib-crane

A derogatory name used to criticize a thoroughly unintelligent worker. Typically a manual worker that does very stupid things.

That dumb yardman was supposed to plant flowers; instead he cut down all the plants. He is such a gib-crane.

by Dr Piggapuss February 5, 2022

playing the crane game

When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.

See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.

by TomKVideo December 17, 2008

Upside-Down Crane Dropper

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. Most women think this is a stupid move, however, it isn't. It's awesome.

I put my girl in the upside-down crane dropper last night and she loved it!

by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014

Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.

I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!

by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014

call in the crane

Describing how you feel after eating too much. Wishing you did not have to move from the dinner table after stuffing your face and have a crane lift you to the couch. So full that you are breathing like a gold fish.

That 3rd plate of pasta was so good, ugh I can't move someone call in the crane for me.

by marcodovi July 7, 2016

Cranch

When you cum in a girl on her period and you pull out the mixture of blood and semen and that sauce is cranch

Last night I got cranch all over my bed

by Troy and Chris July 9, 2021

cranebrook

aka. crimebrook, it is a suburb in western sydney that hosts all manner of westies.

1) cranebrook is home of teens who attatch motors to their push bikes and hoon through the streets at midnight, everynight without fail from lack of any other entertainment from neighbouring suburbs.
boy 1- oi, i got a ideeeya.... lets stick that mota on ma ride and go croosin!!
boy 2- oh thatl be siiiiiiik!!!! pass us me fukn ciggies and we'll ride to the stash (slang term for station)

2) the main road in cranebrook plays host to numerous drag races daily, and helicopters are regularly found circling the suburb. known to have police chases through the southern end of town

3) cranebrook is a place to avoid if you are walking home after 6 unless your name is doug

by emileee May 17, 2008