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Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.
Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
mugGet the Crapple Bobbingmug.

crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.
1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.
by ewee October 4, 2012
mugGet the crapple piemug.

Crapples

"Aw crapples, you mothertrucker!
by RussianHat February 6, 2019
mugGet the Crapplesmug.

Crapple

Describes how much apple iPhones suck
Man iPhones are such peices of crapple
by Iwonderboyi June 29, 2021
mugGet the Crapplemug.

Bobbing for crapples

When you are sent to scoop chunks out of a porta potty
My boss is such an asshole he had me bobbing for crapples again today
by Seanito69 July 24, 2018
mugGet the Bobbing for crapplesmug.

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