Chapped Dick

When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.

Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.

by JHerny13 June 7, 2018

clapped trim

the state of one's trim or haircut that is absolutely out of control and beyond repair

Yo guys it is your boy clapped trim Niran here

by Divorced Arepa February 24, 2021

dave chappelle

One of the funniest man alive. A gennous in comedy.
He had a show called "Chappelle's Show" in which he made 2 seasons. He had a third seasosn of previously cancelled episodes called the "Lost Episodes". All three seasons are on DVD. But it, its a must.

Billy: Dave, I dont feel so good, could you call the nurse?
Dave CHappelle: Sure Billy, whats wrong? are you alright?
Dave Chappelle calling the nurse: Nurse could you come in here quickly please? Billy is getting his ass whipped in street ball and I need a witness.

by cates September 25, 2006

Dave Chappelle

A comic genius who is admired by many but only appreciated by few. Many people only find his shallow humor funny and are blown away by some of the most clever and critical jokes he creates.

People who only talk about the Second Season of Chappelle's Show or people that only recognized his talents after the airing of the aforementioned show.

by NReb April 14, 2004

Clapped out

Aged and beat the hell up usually not reliable and heavily worn

Evans Cummins was clapped out

by Diesel train 69 May 4, 2021

Cappery

When someone be lying all the time

“Bruh me and annalei were tappin last night”

“Cuh that’s some cappery we all know you was at home”

by Twistaje June 26, 2019

Crapped Ass

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.

"Dude you are such a crapped ass."

by Conorwonor March 14, 2010