Crackbot

A person who trolls the internet looking for people, ideas, information or organizations to drag back to a forum they belong to so forum members can ridicule, cyber-bully, harass, defame or insult their target with distortions, falsehoods, or character assassination, and engage in other acts of malice.

There are a lot of crackbots on the James Randi Educational Foundation Forum who pretend to be experts on critical thinking skills when it is clear from what they post that most members do not know the first thing about critical thinking.

Julio spent two hours screaming in my ear about how stupid some physicist was when he saw an internet article about him filing a grant application for cold fusion research. Julio was just doing his usual crackbot routine. He knows nothing about physics.

by Exigent Mind December 9, 2012

Crackpool

Different word for Blackpool which is a town located in North West of England. Used due to the fact that It's lovely residents are usually drug addicts, bike thieves and drug dealers.

John: Yo mate, are you coming to Blackpool.

Kevin: Nah bro, I ain't coming to Crackpool.

by UrbanResident April 5, 2019

Crockpot Hot Chocolate

When you take a diarrhea shit into a woman’s pussy; add marshmallows and whipped cream, use a straw to drink it up.

I know someone that served the men in army unit Crockpot Hot Chocolate at the Christmas party.

by Walffleassing101 October 4, 2019

Turkish crockpot

Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers

He was so drunk, he Turkish Crockpoted before his bed mate could notice

by Deeznuts February 2, 2017

Butt Crackelton

A name given to a person whose butt crack is showing either because they are bending over or their pants have fallen down.

Hey Butt Crackelton...pull up your pants.

by Cheebacilton May 23, 2021

Topping off the crockpot

Getting stewed; Getting stewie; Getting drunk/drinking.

Hey what are you up to tonight?
Not much just Topping off the crockpot trying to find a party.

by Swat Team May 12, 2007

Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy

The girl equivalent to blue balls.

Last night, Sam left me on Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy when he made out with me for an hour and then dipped.

by Barry Mckockner April 15, 2023