When you lose your interest in sex after eating a significant amount of pasta; you're too full to perform.
Sid and Nancy were sexting each other all day, but after Nancy hoarked down a trough of fettuccine alfredo, Sid once again fell victim to the dreaded spaghetti cockblock.
by Globaloney September 13, 2016
Get the Spaghetti Cockblock mug.For younger people in a relationship, young meaning 18-23. When either your parent(s) or your partner's parent(s) successfully cockblock your chances of getting laid. A wingman is unable to prevent the cockblocking because of the intimate time alone with you and your partner. Phone calls, texts, or interruptions are the most common nuances of a parental cockblock.
For people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental cockblock? Wow, your life sucks!
For people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental cockblock? Wow, your life sucks!
Boy Baby i want youstarts kissing
Girl I want you toohot and heavy kissing
Girl's phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad
Girl: Baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute
Boy: Ok, i'll leave in 5 minutes
Girl's phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again.
Girl: My dad wants you out now baby, i'm sorry
Boy: Damn parental cockblock
Shouts upstairs
That's a bitch move homie, bitch move!
Girl I want you toohot and heavy kissing
Girl's phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad
Girl: Baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute
Boy: Ok, i'll leave in 5 minutes
Girl's phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again.
Girl: My dad wants you out now baby, i'm sorry
Boy: Damn parental cockblock
Shouts upstairs
That's a bitch move homie, bitch move!
by djhiphopisdead June 19, 2010
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A way of saying "How are you doing?" used by, yet again, soda-drunk jr. high kids being their usual crazy selves.
by MissCleo July 22, 2004
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whooaa did you see that cockblock the other day?
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yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move
by ashsal June 28, 2011
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Get the cockblockers mug.(n.) That one person in your life that always seems to keep you from scoring.
(n.)The hypothetical person that keeps your pants on whether you want them there or not.
(n.)The hypothetical person that keeps your pants on whether you want them there or not.
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