cops

stupid whores that have nothing better to do then harrasing kids for skateboarding and giving them a fine for being out passed curfew

thanks to them damn cops i have a fucking $186 fine to pay all cops should burn in hell

by marshal mathers August 19, 2006

Cop

To purchase or aquire.

I wanna cop some drugs.

by anarchypunk April 25, 2005

cop

noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead

dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

cop

A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.

Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living?

Nah, he's a cop.

Honest?

Nah, he's an Oakland cop.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Cop

An officer of the law whose job is to be an asshole and get people in trouble. Most of them are young, ugly guys who were most likely idiots in school so they chose the first profession that came to mind.

A: Dude, I got a ticket for going 30 in a 25. That's so pointless.
B: That cop must have been a real doucher.

by Kenny Naylor July 9, 2009

cops

people that are trying to make a living like everyone else. When they do their job, idiots blame them for the stupid shit they were doing to begin with.

If you don't want to get caught by the cops, then don't do stupid shit so much.

by Adrian January 8, 2005

cops

1) bullies with attitude that think they're tough cause they have guns and walkie talkie
2) bald, fat, ugly pigs that get their sallary from people that earn their money and yet take hapiness, respect, and freedom from people regardless of the law
3) racist biggots that dont deserve everything they get

gangstaz: that cops on patrol, lets ambush him, ill shoot out his tires, you open fire through his windshild

by criccet October 10, 2005