Coop and poop

A coop and poop is when you poop and then recoup yourself and masturbate onto your freshly laid poop.

I had a nice coop and poop this morning!

by Lolermain June 09, 2021

coop fart

It's when you cuff your hand and then you fart in it, and then you put your cuffed hand in someone's face

I coop farted George.

by Mr. Burgess February 22, 2008

cooped up

To confine in or as if in a coop.

Surrounded by an enclosure, cage, or some sort of restiction as for poultry or small animals.

An uncomfortably confined space.

A prison.

I've been cooped up in my room for the past two weeks preparing for this exam.

by Deridas November 10, 2006

Coop juice

A very strong and sweet Alcoholic beverage. Mainly found in tea flavor.

Let me get some of that coop juice!!!!

by Duke K April 16, 2008

Chicken Coop

Sexual act, performed on a male. Beginning with analingus, slowly pecking ones way to the front of the male until reaching the testicles.

I gave Larry a 'chicken coop' last night and ended up with 'two eggs' in my mouth.

by Mr. Everything September 15, 2011

coop schmeal

used in reference to james cooper who needs to come downstairs and schmeal

Coop dinner! Coop schmeal! Coop your friends are here!

My coop schmeal brings all the noras to the yard and they're like coop dinner!
damn right
coop phone!

by zeynep December 08, 2004

mini coop

1. enclosure for midgets or dwarfs: small confined cage, or enclosure , restricting ones movement or actions. usually used for transportation or quarantine.

when the circus goes from town to town they keep the midgets in mini coops.

by Godzewa September 18, 2012