When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns
Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
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Sometimes "funking" may be used to emphasise the coolness.
Sometimes "funking" may be used to emphasise the coolness.
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Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
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Source: In November 2010, Cooks Source magazine was at the center of an Internet tornado after it was found that the magazine had stolen a writer's article without permission. An e-mail response from the magazine's editor implied that everything on the Web was public domain and the jilted author should have been grateful for having her work stolen.
Source: In November 2010, Cooks Source magazine was at the center of an Internet tornado after it was found that the magazine had stolen a writer's article without permission. An e-mail response from the magazine's editor implied that everything on the Web was public domain and the jilted author should have been grateful for having her work stolen.
I was going to write that paper for class, but I found one online that worked, so I cooks sourced it instead.
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Similar to doomscrolling in that you scroll through a feed mindlessly. But instead of scrolling past what is mostly bad news. You scroll through a feed of pornography, likely while masterbating.
Similar to doomscrolling in that you scroll through a feed mindlessly. But instead of scrolling past what is mostly bad news. You scroll through a feed of pornography, likely while masterbating.
by goodisfed January 4, 2023
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