Coolmaster

Someone that is really really really super cool

That guy is such a coolmaster

by aaron cayabyab October 26, 2007

coolstorybro

Coolstorybro is most commonly said by 12 year old faggots.

It used to be used on the image board 4chan as a reply to a long, descriptive post.

But now the phrase has been spread around the internets by stupid fucking kids who are trying to be cool.

If you see someone typing this, flame them immediately.

Jim: Hi

Faggot: Coolstorybro

Jim: Oh, so you're copying off the other kids now..

Faggot: Coolstory

Jim: Fucking idiot.

by Vope March 14, 2011

Coolest person ever

Xia

Xia is cool she’s super nice too.She’s the coolest person ever.

by Papasmurflovesyou June 8, 2019

coolwater

the stuff snoop d.o. double g wheres. instantly makes you and o.g.

is that coolwater?
fo shizzle dizzle

by dc for shiz September 1, 2007

Disrespectful Cookster

A small primate who when in an angry state, is known to throw bananas and other assorted fruits at its antagonizer.

Oh my god! That disrespectful Cookster just threw a banana right into my eye, and now I'm blind!!

by Mike Cookie October 27, 2008

the coolest person ever

me

Joe- Hey Stranger! Who is the coolest person ever?
Stranger- That would be me...

by TheCoolestPersonaEver November 15, 2013

Colesterbate

The act of feverishly hunting for a pillow or piece of furniture to hump/have sex with in order to achieve orgasm

My friend Cole attempted to colesterbate last night but was unsuccessful

by SoggyWaffle804 August 31, 2016