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Cockstoned

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer
by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006
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cockston

Joey Jordison: "Some weird fucking thing covering my cockston"
by vacuslipknot April 11, 2008
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Cooksey

Weed smoking Shoalin martial arts expert. Often unphased by the Muay Thai Cock Block, and highly Accurate at connecting the Muay Thai Cock to the Head. Commonly found in the dojo, seeking some enlightenment with your girlfriend.
Male 1: Where's my girlfriend?
Male 2: She's with Cooksey.
Male 1: Fuck.
by Smokey1996 September 25, 2014
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Cockstar

Popularised from the “ZEN AND DEAN” podcast:

An individual who acts/cares about what others think about themselves, which prohibits them from reaching their full potential of being on a rockstar level of confidence and ambition in life.

AKA: DON’T BE A CHICKEN!
Cockstar = Chicken
Dean: ZEN! Be a Rockstar, not a Cockstar!
by Zen and Dean January 16, 2023
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Cockstrong

An individual who acts manly and/or cocky; A behavorial state of manliness often characteristic of excess testosterone
Ex. Jack is so cockstrong that he took on a whole gang of badasses in a fight just to prove that he isn't a pussy.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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cockstrami

Synomous with cock, meat whistle, dick
Shannon from Flagstaff wants my cockstrami.
by Mario - Mar September 12, 2005
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cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film
Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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