Contradick

When someone says something that goes completely against the grain of another thing they have previously said or claimed to believe, and in the process of contradicting themselves, they also achieve the feat of looking like a total dick.

Paul-Hey George would you like a hotdog>

George-No man I'm a complete vegitarian, unless they are 100% Angus imported from the Sudetenland, which I'm pretty sure your ass cant afford.

Henry-Dude, you're a total Contradick

by In.The.AM July 12, 2012

Contract Wars

A Russian based Free to play First person shooter with RPG elements. It runs on the Unity engine and is browser based. It is a depiction of where all combat is taken on by private military companies (P.M.C.s). All of the fighting shown is between B.E.A.R. and U.S.E.C. groups. It has great graphics, it is pretty balanced, has interesting maps, and focuses entirely on multiplayer games. It can be played on Kongregate and Facebook.

Gilda: "Hey what is a good shooter game that not every one has hear of yet?"

Gustav: "Contract wars is pretty good."

Gilda: "Cool, I'll try it out."

by Gak!? June 4, 2014

political contractor

An individual or entity hired by an interest group to influence public opinion towards some desired end, esp. one with no ideological investment in that particular end as a cause or issue (i.e. acting purely out of financial interest). Political contractors are often expert propagandists, who seek to denature existing language in order to discredit or tarnish its users (typically the opposition).

Krystal, despite her anti-corporatist beliefs, has been a willing political contractor for several multimedia outlets that receive high levels of corporate funding.

by prevailingwest July 26, 2021

oral contraception

oral contraception: talking your way out of sex

boy:lets have sex
girl:no

by no-name-needed January 6, 2005

contramacious

Adjective describing someone who is persistently argumentative and contrary; someone who will always, always find some way to disagree with whatever you say just for the sake of it. Often associated with a short temper and with total logical disconnect.

Bob: So yeah, I hate those darn fundamentalists.
Dave: Yes, they do tend to be a tad small-minded.
Bob: WHAT? Are you saying you hate religious people?
Dave: Er, no...
Bob: Because my mother is religious, you know. DO YOU HATE MY MOM?! WHAT THE HELL?!
Dave: ...You're such a contramacious jerk, aren't you?

by Brian The Goldfish February 3, 2006

contraindicate

con·tra·in·di·cate -cat·ed, -cat·ing.
–verb (used with object), Medicine/Medical.
to give indication against the advisability of (a particular or usual remedy or treatment).

Origin: 1660–70; prob. back formation from contraindication.

Probable mucosal damge may contraindicatethe use of gastral lavage

by Troy D. F. December 28, 2007

Conkryte

How to be a true playa. Knowing how to become the man that a woman is wanting to be with to the point that you can convert instantaneously and get to making sweet love before you move on to the next one.

Man, he sho' is a Conkryte.

by TheRez May 27, 2010