Constafarted

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

by BOL November 29, 2005

Constability

The ability to be consistent, without flaking out on those who have come to depend on you resulting in lost opportunities in personal, private or professional relationships.

Drummer: "So are you and your original guitarist gonna get your old band back together...?"

Bassist: "I wish bro. He's a killer guitarist & songwriter, but he flakes out and wont show up when he says he will. He has no Constability whatsoever man. I can't waste my time with him"

by Richard A. L. June 29, 2014

Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

constance bay

A small town outside of Ottawa that's full of druggies, drug dealers, and juvenile delinquents.

Person 1: have you been to Constance bay?
Person 2: nah man I don't want to be arrested.

by Eowyn101 January 19, 2014

Wadsworth Constant

The Wadsworth constant, first postulated by Redditor Wadsworth, states that one can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content.

The constant itself is indicated by the lower case Greek letter Xi (ξ).

By applying the Wadsworth Constant to the above text, we find that it is shortened to a much more readable version.

"One can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content."

by IamIvan October 2, 2011

constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

by Fred April 9, 2005

Higginbotham's Constant

Higginbotham's Constant (denoted as lower-case 'h') is a mathematical constant which represents the total sum of all practical intelligence on any given planet.

The implication is that the higher the population of sentient beings on the planet, the lower the average intelligence will be among any large sample set. This does not preclude beings of higher intellect, but it requires that on average, there is one person as far below average as the former being is above average.

Person 1: "Why does it seem like the people staffing the company helpdesk get dumber every day?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham's Constant in action, my friend..."

Person 1: "I was on jury duty the other day. Have you seen what the trash of society wears into a courtroom? How has society lost so much respect for anyone and anything else in just a few decades?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham strikes again..."

by ComputerKurt May 18, 2010