Constability

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The ability to be consistent, without flaking out on those who have come to depend on you resulting in lost opportunities in personal, private or professional relationships.

Drummer: "So are you and your original guitarist gonna get your old band back together...?"

Bassist: "I wish bro. He's a killer guitarist & songwriter, but he flakes out and wont show up when he says he will. He has no Constability whatsoever man. I can't waste my time with him"

Constability by Richard A. L. June 29, 2014

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Cuntability

The ability to be a cunt with little to no effort.

Amy has great Cuntability!

Cuntability by Mr Munt May 24, 2014

Related Words

Constability • Cuntability • Cockstability • Consumability • Noah-countability

Consumability

The quality of being able to access, consume and retain information, specifically in a learning environment

The consumability of the content made it easy to learn.

When deciding on an e-Learning platform, consumability is a large determining factor.

Consumability by Startup Industries March 22, 2020

Cockstability

(Verb) The act of giving dick on a frequent manner to a chick who is demanding something stable between both parties involved. Usually involves the woman asking for a serious commitment while the man only wants to fuck. The man just wants to show he's committed to sex.

Rachael: I feel we need to define and establish a stable relationship going forward! I'm tired of all the uncertainty, I need to know what you are willing to offer.

Dave: Frankly my dear, at this moment all I can offer you is some cockstability!

Cockstability by drr10 May 30, 2013

Cuntability

1/ A person's potential or shown ability to be a cunt.
2/ Also ones ability to acknowledge that one is a cunt similar to accountability.

My wife's parents were annoying but you had to admire them for their cuntability.

Cuntability by StoneColdJ May 18, 2019

Noah-countability

Used to describe someone was so little accountability just saying isn't enough (works best if their name is Noah but doesn't need to be)

I'm tired of him he has Noah-countability

Noah-countability by Mintchip7 April 22, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026