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Constability 

The ability to be consistent, without flaking out on those who have come to depend on you resulting in lost opportunities in personal, private or professional relationships.
Drummer: "So are you and your original guitarist gonna get your old band back together...?"

Bassist: "I wish bro. He's a killer guitarist & songwriter, but he flakes out and wont show up when he says he will. He has no Constability whatsoever man. I can't waste my time with him"
Constability by Richard A. L. June 29, 2014
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Cuntability

The ability to be a cunt with little to no effort.
Amy has great Cuntability!
Cuntability by Mr Munt May 24, 2014

Consumability 

The quality of being able to access, consume and retain information, specifically in a learning environment
The consumability of the content made it easy to learn.

When deciding on an e-Learning platform, consumability is a large determining factor.

Cockstability

(Verb) The act of giving dick on a frequent manner to a chick who is demanding something stable between both parties involved. Usually involves the woman asking for a serious commitment while the man only wants to fuck. The man just wants to show he's committed to sex.
Rachael: I feel we need to define and establish a stable relationship going forward! I'm tired of all the uncertainty, I need to know what you are willing to offer.

Dave: Frankly my dear, at this moment all I can offer you is some cockstability!
Cockstability by drr10 May 30, 2013

Cuntability

1/ A person's potential or shown ability to be a cunt.
2/ Also ones ability to acknowledge that one is a cunt similar to accountability.
My wife's parents were annoying but you had to admire them for their cuntability.
Cuntability by StoneColdJ May 18, 2019

Noah-countability

Used to describe someone was so little accountability just saying isn't enough (works best if their name is Noah but doesn't need to be)
I'm tired of him he has Noah-countability
Noah-countability by Mintchip7 April 22, 2026
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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