(Con-ser-a-hole) 1.) Combination of the words conservative and asshole. A direct response of the usage of the word libtard used by ultra conservatives to denigrate anyone whose opinion deviates from their own. 2.) A militant society or individual that claims superiority by virtue of their religion, or citizenship and is intolerate of any other point of view other than their own.
Look at the idiot wearing the vote for Trump t-shirt, must be a conserahole, a conservative asshole.
by Soap box Sally November 1, 2015
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REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN: Hey Paul Ryan, are you going back to work on the Health Care Bill?
PAUL RYAN: No... Putin is over at the Trump Tower tonight packing Trump in his asshole so I thought I'd 'conservajizz' instead...
REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN: Wonderful. Any chance I could lick whatever spunk you don't swallow?
PAUL RYAN: Nope! I'm a tight ass punk kiss ass bitch and I want all of Putin's shit stained jizz that drips out of Trump's anus for myself.
PAUL RYAN: No... Putin is over at the Trump Tower tonight packing Trump in his asshole so I thought I'd 'conservajizz' instead...
REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN: Wonderful. Any chance I could lick whatever spunk you don't swallow?
PAUL RYAN: Nope! I'm a tight ass punk kiss ass bitch and I want all of Putin's shit stained jizz that drips out of Trump's anus for myself.
by ECHOROCK June 4, 2017
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by EVERYTHINGISFAKENEWS July 8, 2020
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2.Also refers to woman with standards, girls without STD's, and blue-ball inducing bitches.
2.Also refers to woman with standards, girls without STD's, and blue-ball inducing bitches.
1. "Man, her conservagina is as cold as ice, and it's getting me down."
2. "I've been chasing this conservagina for months, but still haven't gotten any."
2. "I've been chasing this conservagina for months, but still haven't gotten any."
by TheKooshMan March 24, 2011
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Person #2: You must be really smart now.
Person #1: I got an A on my test 25 minutes afterward.
Person #2: You must be really smart now.
Person #1: I got an A on my test 25 minutes afterward.
by Illinoisian November 25, 2018
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