Conrad

Someone that is so hot, that when you see them, you jizz urself.

Confyah is walking across the street and I see him

"Man, Conrad's arsenal iz so hott!! WIT 2 T33's!!!"

by dj alligator! April 7, 2008

conrad

Conrad is single most caring boy in the world, hes sweet, charming, handsome and makes all the ladies go crazy over him. Conrad knows how to make a girl feel loved and cared for and all the ladies go bonkers for him and he doesn't even know it. Hes cool with his friends and generally everyone likes conrad.

Dammmn, hes a conrad

by a hot sexy girl122 November 23, 2021

conrad linhart

the hottest person in the world! there is nobody as good-looking as him!!! he is just satisfying!

girl 1: I met such a Conrad linhart yesterday!
girl2: I think I did too!

by orlandomagicmango May 19, 2017

Conrad von Hötzendorf

Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf (1852-1925) was an Austro-Hungarian Feldmarschal and Chief Of Staff of the Austro-Hungarian military until 1917. He is famous for his grandiosely embarrassing failures in Serbia (1914), Russia (1914-1915 read Siege of Przemyśl) and Italy (1915-1917 until battle of Caporetto). He was heavily interested in old style warfare, which just didn't work anymore in the new modern era. This particular played a huge role in his failures. He is widely considered a meme and the YouTube channel The Great War even used him on their merch. He is widely considered the guide for "how not to fight a modern war".

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?

Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!

by Hans the German Monarchist July 22, 2021

jack conrad

a guy named jack conrad.

jack conrad wrote this

by conrad jack August 3, 2012

Joey Conway

A person who gets mad at video games for no reason

"Hey, what's Joey Conway doing."

"Oh, he's just getting mad at Fortnite."

by peaceful_ April 26, 2020

Jimmy Conway

A man who is insanely rich, sells guns, likes to smoke and joke with you, but is not very lucky with the women because he has a quick temper. If you mess with him, he'll steal your truck or mug you.

Real definition: James Burke, also known as "Jimmy the Gent", was an Irish American gangster and Lucchese crime family associate who is believed to have organized the 1978 Lufthansa heist

Bill: Damn man, Jimmy Conway just mugged me!

Bob: You might know who he is, but he knows who you are.

by MrConway April 30, 2020